A Bachelor first, on the second time meeting the girls Bachelor Ben, flies all the girls out to Sonoma, CA...so they can get a sense of "what his life is like"...
Kacie B got the first date card, leaving all the other girls alone to drink in the vineyards, she looks super cute in her stripe sweater, shorts, and boots. If I were going on a date with ben in Sonoma, i think this is exactly what i would wear, you go girl. I think Ben is being smart, he knows he isn't going to be moving anytime soon, so if the girls don't like where he is from then it's best to know now. They took a stroll, she twirled a patton, which is totally lame...everyone knows flag and rifle girls are SO MUCH BETTER. This might be the lamest, cutest date ever. She gets a rose, they kiss...i think she fell in love. and then it got CREEPY. His surprise is showing her home videos in a dark movie theater....this takes stalking to a whole new level. Then he started to show videos of himself with his recently passed father, if this was not being taped it would be so awkward, no wait this is pretty awkward.
The group date is announced...Brittany, Rachel, Jennifer, Blakeley "Big Boobs", Emily, Jenna, Shawn, Monica, Samantha, Jamie, Nicki, Jaclyn...."come play with me, Ben" interesting...group dates are awkward on so many levels. The girls had to audition in front of "children of the community"...i would not bode well in this scenario...I think Jennifer the accountant, is pretty adorable. But yes,he will make out with you and then make out with Blakeley big boobs and give her the rose. Eww, I know...but i wish you didn't cry.
Date Card #3-Courtney...let's spin the bottle...Ben...Courtney "the model" is already stirring up trouble. She's pretty crazy...and she's making the other girls around her crazy. Oh wait, maybe they are all just crazy! SCOTH is my favorite, I hope he wins! Ben...i don't think the model girl is the girl to do the puppy dog voices with, it was cute with Ashley...she seems bored. I'm actually kind of sad she's so mean to the other girls, if i didn't know that...i might actually like her. Maybe i actually don't care if she's mean to the other girls...they are kinda crazy...she IS here to win Ben right? I'm not going to count her out yet.
Rose Ceremony- I do enjoy Lindzi, i think she could totally fit into his life style. I can't wait to see them on a date. Blakeley is "a stage 5 clinger".Oh Jenna...don't be honest...she basically said she WASNT a girl...i think she meant she isn't like a typical girl. I hope he doesn't get confused...I know i am, you said you aren't like a typical girl, but then you crawl into your bed and cry. I think that is the #1 sign of being a girl.
Things I've learned tonight...Ben is kind of a man slut, who likes to make out with everyone, he sometimes looks cute and sometimes looks really greasy. I often wonder what he would look like with short hair. My biggest pet peeve, girlfriends please put your hair all the way up in a pony, a half wet head of hair is not going to win you this rose! But Ben will probably still kiss you, oh oh yep there he goes!
A quote from my boyfriend...."Why are girls on this show, so different than girls in real life" i couldn't have said it better myself. Until next week :)
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